What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How did your marriage end?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…